Thursday 8 December 2011

Wine Joke of the Month - December

A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that each of the glasses had a fly in it. 

  • The Swede demanded to have new wine in the same glass. 
  • The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass. 
  • The Finn picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine. 
  • The Russian drank the wine, fly and all. 
  • The Chinese ate the fly but left the wine. 
  • The Jew caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. 
  • The Roman drank two thirds of the wine and then demanded to have new wine. 
  • The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish for cod. 
  • The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the wine, which he then donated to the Englishman. 
  • The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a 65 million dollars compensation for mental suffering. 
  • The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and roared: 'Now spit out all that you swallowed!!'

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